Somebody Tell His Momma!!: Sammy Sosa Edition

So Sammy Sosa has finally come clean about his bleached skin. But homeboy is still in a slight denial:

“It’s a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed. . . . I use [it] to soften [my skin], but [it] has bleached me some,” the ex-baseball star told the TV network Univision.

“I’m not a racist.I live my life happily . . . I don’t think I look like Michael Jackson.”

I know my Dominican's is not feelin this shit.. "Sammy ju got some esplanin to do" (in my Ricky Ricardo voice)

-G
Props to YBF